@DamonHunzeker: If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
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@tomipuff: I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand
@WilliamAder: Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word.