@DamonHunzeker: If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
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@JasonLastname: If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer.
@novicefather: Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview.