@badbanana: If you're about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy.
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@VanGobot: leatherface: cmon, we're gonna be late! pinhead: *putting in one pin at a time* this doesn't just HAPPEN you know leatherface: you look fine
@antsimpson: "Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"
@UnFitz: Wild horses could easily drag me away. In fact, a pair of determined guinea pigs could probably give me a run for my money.