@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.
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@SuperDadish: Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - "I love ramen noodles" 12:01am - "I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"
@gwatts77: A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
@PunkHistory: "You gotta keep 'em separated!" -the dude from the Offspring whenever he's doing laundry.
@Matt_The_1st: "Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"