@KenJennings: If you're American & I ever hear you use the word "whilst," this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock.
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@buhsbaby_baby: Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics.
@perlapell: Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to "your place", take him to Target.
@crunchenhancer: Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first.