@KenJennings: If you're American & I ever hear you use the word "whilst," this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock.
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@chuuew: LIFE HACK: At the end of a night out, go to a Domino's Pizza, order a delivery then catch a ride with the driver. Dinner + transport home!
@Reel2Dialog2: [from the bottom of a lake] I have this thing where I underestimate the size of puddles.
@ParaComedian09: If only ISIS had kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue.