@MouthOfSass: If you're appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower.
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@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!
@moose_chocolate: Music star Kenny Rogers announced his retirement yesterday. In other news, Kenny Rogers is still alive, apparently.
@RegularFred: Wife: that's never going to work Husband: you're so negative, Sandra W: you're planting bird seeds H: LET ME GROW MY BIRDS, WOMAN
@SardonicTart: Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay.