@MouthOfSass: If you're appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower.
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@Vodkantots: Did you know that you can get kicked out of a gym for using a laser to point out areas people should work on? Well, you can.
@WilliamAder: By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
@OuterJohn: Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon.