@Lisa_Laughs_: If you're asking me to choose sides, I'll always choose potato salad.
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@KrunkedRobot: If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.
@LackOfShame: While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast.
@Shanehasabeard: Before cell phones and texting, I used to get pulled over a lot for playing solitaire with a physical deck of cards while I was driving
@causticbob: Be careful when online dating, if someone describes themselves as outdoorsy, they might just be homeless.