@bellicosejason: If you're behind someone at an ATM, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
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@hasht4g: What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?
@iwearaonesie: wife: I was saving that me [eating bacon] It expires today *wife checks package* *sees I crossed out the date and wrote "today"*
@KKAlThani: If I had a boy I'd name him "Opportunity" & whenever he knocks on the door I'll say "I bet that's opportunity knocking" & laugh with my wife