@Jubafisher: If you're bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored
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@GeorgiaSweet20: *walks into confessional, closes door and sits down* Me: Alright. Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week...
@Fickle_Filly: You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley.
@murrman5: wife: its ruining date night me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner