@Jubafisher: If you're bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored
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@form52: I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round
@ddrwg: All I wanna do is *gun shot* *gun shot* *gun shot* *cash register noise* *goat sounds* *mousetrap explodes* wake up from this weird dream.
@angibangie: [both kids on my lap] Me:This is so nice 5yo:Mommy your breath stinks. M: I carried you for 9 months! 4yo:Why didn't you use a stroller?