@bridger_w: If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, "I seriously love your place"
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@TheIronSherk: If my ex had an autobiography it would be called "Mein Cramps" What, did you NOT SEE that one coming?
@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.
@Dawn_M_: This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse.