@bridger_w: If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, "I seriously love your place"
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@Sassafrantz: And then the Lord said unto thee "any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered." Matthew 4:23
@Quartzjixler: I think the inventor of the internet likely didn't intend for it to be used to post videos of simians reacting to humans doing magic tricks.
@ambamthankyamam: Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir...
@Elizasoul80: Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer.