@MinedOvaMatter: If you're creepy and you know it ~~~> buy a van
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@sageboggs: ME: why am I always anxious? maybe watching TV will help- NEWS: IF THE HURRICANE DOESN'T KILL YOU, CLOWNS WILL
@Karate_Horse: me: I hate boxes and how they hold food so well! almost TOO good! inventor of cornucopia: sir, do i have something to show you
@fightforfood: I'm not saying Goldilocks was a piece of shit, but she broke into someone's house and just started eating their breakfast.
@iwearaonesie: *wife wonders where I am* *hears every musical snowman in the store start singing* *knows where I am*