@MinedOvaMatter: If you're creepy and you know it ~~~> buy a van
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@SondraDeeMe: Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you.
@JKickinit30: The perks of being single: * not having to share the remote * sleeping diagonal in bed * never having to clear browser history
@ValeeGrrl: My neighbor's 2yo is on my front lawn shouting NO NO NO NO. Not sure what she's protesting but I'm gonna go join her.
@LostFelicia: Him: How many pairs of shoes do you have? Me: 12 Him: That includes flip-flops, boots, and the ones you never wear. Me: 118