@EricaLynnz: If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office
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@mc_funbags: So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around.
@Parentpains: If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on.