@EricaLynnz: If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Told my kid he better not steal another candy bar cuz "we don't have time to get arrested" if you're looking for a parenting role model.
@MarcusTheToken: I left some acorns in the spot where I killed a squirrel because I'm thoughtful. Also because a gang of squirrels burned a cross in my yard.
@Donna_McCoy: There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them.