@Phook75: If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room
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@leechee420: Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
@Jenn_H_Scott: 7yo: Why can't I have coffee? Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
@wickedsuga: Proud of myself. I only ate 1 brownie today. I mean, it was cut up into 8 very large pieces and took up the whole pan but yeah, 1 brownie.
@myonlymizztake: I want negative calorie credit for all the junk food I pass up. Didn't eat that cookie? That's -150 calories.