@Phook75: If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room
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@Juicedballs: Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*
@StevieKnip: Me: I hit the ejector seat and sent her through the roof by accident Cop: you're under arrest. I'm taking you to jail Me: let's take my car
@SortaBad: *guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* "It means wisdom" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* "It means I was brave at the doctor"