@shegotagronk: If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy.
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@Sickayduh: Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]
@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
@BurroFuma: I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help