@CubanaMama82: If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
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@Piecezilla: Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Quit talking down to me like I don't know shit about technology! 12yo: Sorry... Me: That's ok. Now fix the router.
@danagould: The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway.