@CubanaMama82: If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
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@HomeProbably: Me: What makes you think I have trouble letting go? Her: You woke me up at 3am to ask that?
@JasonLastname: I hate when you forget to wear a belt and have to shoot heroin using the blood pressure machine at walgreens.
@Marlebean: "They say children learn by example, even for potty training." -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn