@CubanaMama82: If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
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@HomeProbably: The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down.
@Rollinintheseat: My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.
@PeachCoffin: I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you
@daemonic3: *wakes up early on weekend *makes 12 pancakes *wakes kids up "Daddy, can we have waffles today???" *eats 12 pancakes