@3sunzzz: If you're giving me directions and you say, "Head north," I'm going to think you mean toward the sky.
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@BromanConsul: "BUT WE'RE DATING!" the blonde screams, "I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND." "You were" Hefner chuckles. "Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
@djdarrellripley: My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo.
@jazmasta: *hairstylist holds mirror behind my head after styling my hair* "Is that ok for you sir?" "Yes that is a beautiful mirror. I'll take it"