@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.
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@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
@david8hughes: God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?
@TragicAllyHere: Kid: MOM WHERE ARE YOU M: upstairs K: WHERE? M: upstairs K: UPSTAIRS? M: yes K: UPSTAIRS OF THIS HOUSE? M: what the? yes K: ARE YOU UPSTAIRS