@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.
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@huntigula: confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a "number 3"
@amydillon: Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus.
@juliussharpe: If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the "Steve Jobs" movie until they release a second version.
@dancefeverbarbi: I am so lazy that when I dropped the soap in the shower, I just sat down & took a bath. That was 2 hours ago. I'm still here.