@Underchilde: If you’re going to insist I get you a wedding gift, then I’m going to insist you bail me out when I get caught shoplifting it.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that.
@pdxjohnny99: The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie.
@underrateDad: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 4,917 times and you're probably my kids.
@SloanPerry: when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom