@Amiigat: If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
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@MattMcElaney: Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters.
@dril: my favorite part of nascar is when I vomit all over my shirt and car after the race., desecrating the logos of the brands that enslave me
@BAnderson_30: Good thing Brazil won...otherwise I'm pretty sure they would've just cancelled the rest of the World Cup.
@spikeWilton67: Relationship Status: Got put in the friend zone by a succubus playing around on a Ouija board. I can't even get lucky in the spirit world.