@Amiigat: If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
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@FrenulumBreve: [at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts "leave it Gary!"