@on_the_fritz_17: If you're going to suffocate someone with a pillow, have the goddamn decency to use the cool side.
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@PortRooster: Due to a tragic "iTunes on shuffle" incident, I have had to convince the guys at work that I have a 12yr old daughter they have never met...
@daemonic3: Possum 911: What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing? Possum: Oh yeah
@leathershirts: the iPhone 8 won't even come with headphones you'll have to imagine you're listening to music