@thesulk: If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why.
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@MsSkarsgaard: I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool.
@ryaninco: God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib
@sozjalltheway: Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is.