@thesulk: If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why.
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@causticbob: All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!
@SolelyB: I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don't know if they're showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
@ShutUpThatsWho: If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia.