@thesulk: If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why.
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@FattMernandez: My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
@thenatewolf: *Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest "The Sound of Music" fan on earth, bro.