@thesulk: If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why.
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@Eightinchgoat: Fun trick: Handcuff her and tell her you're taking her to 50 Shades of Grey. That way she can't escape when you go to The SpongeBob Movie.
@robdelaney: Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him.
@jaggings: Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.
@TheRealHoff10: People keep asking me today "So you have a new boss?" No, I'm still with my wife.