@thesulk: If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why.
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@GarreTheFerret: My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
@KeetPotato: "we lost your dad during surgery im very sorry" ha, hes always wandering off "no he.." *holds up one finger while on phone* dad ring me back
@MsSugar_Kisses: I need to chat with my coworker's husband.. If he was bangin' her properly, we wouldn't have to deal with her bad attitude..
@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.