@thesulk: If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why.
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@Quartzjixler: Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years.
@DurtMcHurtt: Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now.