@ClaytonSykes: If you're gonna offer free milk for coffee at a convenience store, don't get all weird when I bring in a dry bowl of cereal.
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@michaelianblack: Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!
@LMFaye: The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
@fuqtarded: On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking.
@seandunn76: "What about this? What about this? And this?"--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer.