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@pintubaba_: If you're happy and you know it, thank your ex.
@SheBanggs: I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both.
@moneybreton: Top Fears
1.Walking on manholes
2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death
@aLunchBox: Just watched the movie 2012 and honestly I don't remember any of that happening.
@1Happytwit: You can run but my rifle's got a scope.
@BlindChow: [In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...]
EARTH: send nudes
GOD: *creates Adam & Eve*