@thefurlinator: if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall
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@ThaJawn: Glue: *holds two pieces of paper together Crazy Glue: *holds two pieces of paper at gun point
@TomItUp: "You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?" "I'm just here to take out the trash." "Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."
@Fruit_Slinger: I think weed is messing with my memory. I can't remember shit anymore! I think it's because weed is messing with my memory.
@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot