@thefurlinator: if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall
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@mattytalks: Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5'9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please
@lovemydogduck: During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded
@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.