@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.
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@Glorificus917: When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.
@dafloydsta: [trying to get a massage] How much for a happy ending? "Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending?
@rudy_mustang: STEM major: what are you learning in school Kindergartener: shapes and colors STEM major: lmao good luck getting a job with that
@mishakey: If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car.