@ninetek: If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German
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@TheMichaelRock: Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read.
@TraylorParker: Once I burned my Trailer down when I left a candle burning after a romantic date. To keep my street cred, I claimed it was a meth explosion.
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: EASTER, EASTER, EASTER Wife: *trying to level a picture frame* I'm gonna murder you if you don't start saying left or right Me: Wester
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks