@BenOni_Kenobi: If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter.
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@froghammer: People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.
@TheHyyyype: [philosophy class] PROFESSOR: u must question everything [later] ME: *grabs lamp and shakes it* what have u been doing all day?!
@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.
@simoncholland: Dad, the Easter Bunny should know that I don't like Rolos but he puts them in my basket every year. Me: (eating a Rolo) Yeah, that's weird.