@BenOni_Kenobi: If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter.
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@QwertyJones3: INTERVIEWER: You worked in a NASCAR pit crew? How does that qualify you to work here at the Men's Wearhou *I've already changed his pants*
@sad_tree: [crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered
@Brianhopecomedy: My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, "Please kick me in the face".
@murrman5: titanic but with Jackie Chan "so he like fights the iceberg?" no everything is exactly the same