@BenOni_Kenobi: If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter.
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@LeonEarlgrey: I'm like that guy at the beginning of infomercials that is unable to do simple shit, i just burns everything and i cant figure out blankets.
@TheCatWhisprer: If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear.
@ObscureGent: Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
@zolofighter: " Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. "