@BenOni_Kenobi: If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter.
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@SaraESpivey: Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels.
@rockymomax: [date] HER: wanna go back to your place? ME: *leans in* you heard I have cakes HER: what ME: you're not touchin my fuckin cakes, sister
@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
@TheThomason: Fun way to make someone question everything: comment "you are so brave" on all their selfies.