@rolldiggity: If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, "Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene," don't shout, "It was an action figure!"
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@sofarrsogud: My son, Luke, loves how I named all my kids after Star Wars characters. My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
@GrantTanaka: never underestimate the power of positive thinking, and also never underestimate the power of waving a tire iron or a gun around