@Terdoh: If you're in a Mexican prison, "Jesus loves you" might not be very comforting words...
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@TheTweetOfGod: NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate.
@Adar79Angie: When the girl working the counter says "would you like fries with that?" say.."are you calling me fat??" then burst into tears. Free meal.
@Rollinintheseat: *Comments on Facebook picture* "That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."