@Terdoh: If you're in a Mexican prison, "Jesus loves you" might not be very comforting words...
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@DelanieFischer: One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken.
@Midgetspar: Being a "Hopeless Romantic" sounds kinda depressing. "Pull my chair out for me?" .. "I'd love to, but I've given up."
@CM2BTTHD: Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side.
@Ohhialypie: Girls: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Guys: I don't mind Girls: Like a huge mess Guys: ok Girls: Like dead bodies on fire Guys: ok