@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
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@eminmien: "Welcome, Mr. Bond." I say, spinning around on my chair. My elbow catches the glass on the table and spills water all over my death ray.
@Bizarro_Mark: My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them.
@BradBroaddus: ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car.