@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
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@stevevsninjas: Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor: True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan
@QwertyJones3: "Honey, it's not that I don't like your cooking, it's just that the smoke's about to asphyxiat our family." "WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY ASS??"
@UnFitz: If two people meet and wind up in the bedroom and discover they're both doms, do they just fight to the death?