@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
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@xLiserx: Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!