@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
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@LinajkReturns: Hottest day ever recorded in November and my neighbor is already installing Christmas lights. So don't send me a fruitcake. Already got one.
@LizHackett: Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable
@ceejoyner: The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite.