@DaveWeasel: If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006.
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@theDanLawler: No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth. Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars.
@megalot_: Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so
@SteveSuckington: "What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me" -guy who invented sports
@AnniemuMary: Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies.