@DaveWeasel: If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006.
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@huntigula: GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess
@meganamram: Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's "cool," but when I do I'm "lying"
@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.
@pauleggleston: I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!