@just1fool: If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds.
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@WhiskeySoured: To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball.
@MindyFurano: Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress
@AnOrangeSNES: *Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!