@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
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@SondraDeeMe: My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head.
@erikbransteen: Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?
@ella__fraser: Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success