@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
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@emmafreud: This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself.
@robdelaney: Ever see a plane flying toward the moon & it looks like it's gonna hit it & then it does & the oceans boil & wolves take over?
@Aspersioncast: Annoy your wife by saying “wow” every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor.