@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
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@PetrickSara: I bought jalapeño chips so I wouldn't have to share with my kids. It's not working. My daughter is just eating through the pain. She's mine
@CornOnTheGoblin: °at Nike advertising meeting° I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec
@Ooft_Headshot: Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day.