@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
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@BlindChow: "You're attachment is too large," my computer tells me. I blush. "My eyes are up here," I respond coyly.
@shashaintl: 10's homework question: "Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?" His answer: "My mom."
@OBiiieeee: my last girlfriend broke up wth me after she went through my phone and i refused to tell her why i searched for goth grandpas
@LurkAtHomeMom: Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles.