@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
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@MikeBigby: u guys do know that when u say "frig" we ALL know what you mean? At this point u might as well just say "frog pig" its not even that bad
@thenatewolf: *At a party* STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I'm the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
@DaveAmiott: Author: So, I've got this children's book. It's about a hungry caterpillar. Agent: Pass Author: A VERY hungry caterpillar. Agent: Go on...