@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
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@GoodZiIIa: pharaoh: make my tomb a giant triangle architect: ah yes, the triangle shape is strong and sturdy & the sides will be sloped so you can symbolically climb into the afterlife pharaoh: [thinking about using it as a giant slide] yes
@markydoodoo: I like it when squirrels pop their dumb heads up in the middle of the street like "did I lock the tree?"
@SirEviscerate: DAREDEVIL: When I went blind, other senses sharpened to compensate for the loss. *licks a doorknob*
@lasergirl70: Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror.