@FilthyRichmond: If you're not supposed to abuse cough syrup then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?
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@notorious_stars: My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them
@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window.
@DanMentos: 18yo me (naive, unrefined): I just ate a block of cheese 42yo me (worldly, sophisticated): I just ate a wheel of cheese
@Genos_Steaks: I was wondering why some couples don't go to the gym together but I guess some relationships just don't work out...