@Spaced_Cowboy00: If you're not sure how to spell a word, there are thousands of English professors on Twitter who will correct you.
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@mrtruthandsoul: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "You thought I'd like your pretty lights?" "Recite the alphabet backwards" "I can't even do that sober"
@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.
@JohnLyonTweets: Me: Congratulations on becoming a master criminal. Cousin: I earned a master’s degree in criminology. Me: So do you get a bigger share of the loot from heists now or what?