@lisaxy424: If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet.
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@SadMeterologist: Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder. It was already awkward so I just went ahead & braided her hair.
@SuperRandomish: When someone asks how I feel, I always answer "Squishy and like I've done something wrong"