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@platinum2000: "If you're pregnant you can't get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?"

I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs.

“If you’re pregnant you can’t get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?”

I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs.

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