@LizHackett: If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want.
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@RandomManik: Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called?
@Barack_and_Joe: When your homie hyped you up to talk to a girl and you look back one last time before risking it all.
@Brampersandon_: Today's episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel.