@RatchetAfrican: If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.
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@tchrquotes: Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you.
@vikkaroni: If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut.
@sophielou: *Watching opening credits -The Winter Olympics in PyeongChang 2018* Me: "How do you pronounce that?" Daughter: (Heavy sigh & eye-roll) “OH.LIM.PIKS"