@RatchetAfrican: If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.
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@BartenderMB: My girlfriend says I'm easily distracted during sex and it's a problem. Well, better get back to it. Bye.
@form52: I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round
@SamuelHLowe: - I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!
@WorkingMom86: "Will I ever live in a clean house again?" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess