@roxiqt: If you're single on Valentine's Day, it's not because you're undesirable or unattractive. It's because you didn't take the time to summon a demon & ask it out on a date and that is 100% your fault.
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@roboticcrab: have respect for every human life. we are all made in gods image. big computers on top. buncha important balloons in the middle. stilts.
@Mr_Kapowski: We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob