@pharmasean: If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza.
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@TheMichaelRock: Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?
@weinerdog4life: Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you.
@AnkCoupleTO: Me: [stands under majestic tree watching leaves fall] This is beautiful [2 hours later buried under a mountain of leaves] you piece of shit