@platinum2000: If you're suddenly feeling warm and wet, it might be because I put your Voodoo doll somewhere warm and wet.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MooseAllain: A cropped version of my wind turbines cartoon seems to be doing the rounds. It’s by me, if you see it.
@SingleVixxen: If I ask you how your weekend was, don't reply with "not long enough." Don't be that guy. I will reply with "that's what she said."
@calvinstowell: Captain America is fighting with the Red Skull on Twitter right now. This is too real.
@CulturedRuffian: Me: I wonder why I don't have any friends and can't seem to find anyone to date. Also me: