@Try2StopME: If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.
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@Try2StopME: *Knock Knock* Me: Who is it? Police: Police. Me:What do u want? Police: To talk. Me: How many r u? Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
@DamienFahey: "This is NPR." Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo.
@ruinedpicnic: Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car? [presses key button] [tiny orange light flashes on the moon] god dammit
@SukaSycho420: So we need to go over your drug history... Let me stop you there. It's gonna be quicker if I just tell you the ones's I haven't done.