@Try2StopME: If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.
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@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.
@Token_Geezer: Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn’t look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out
@Marcmywords2: It wouldn't kill this religion to throw a virgin in a volcano every now & then. Anyway, thats why they removed the suggestion box from Mass
@SteveSuckington: What she said: wanna share some nachos? What I heard: wanna race to see who can eat the most nachos?