@heatherlou_: If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there.
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@squirrel74wkgn: [dinner w/friends] "How long you two been married?" It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
@Social_Mime: Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. "Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"
@brendohare: If I was on the Titanic I would have told the captain "Do not hit that iceberg," saving millions in the process