@heatherlou_: If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there.
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@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
@cbdoubleu: Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W:
@simoncholland: I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks.