@heatherlou_: If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there.
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@CelebrityChez: My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.
@rationalists: The term "mentally ill" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs.
@smint: Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?