@heatherlou_: If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there.
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@MableGertrude: I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook.
@MaraWritesStuff: Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A BRA STRAP.
@_thatigirl: 83 yo man, "You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl". Me: "I'm caucasian". Him, "Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me".