@DothTheDoth: If you're walking past an old abandoned house & the front door opens for no reason, go into that house.
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@batkaren: [Cretaceous Period] T-REX: *eating pterodactyl, sad* I just wish it were meatier... DRUNK GUARDIAN ANGEL: A meteor? Tha's weird but ok 1 sec
@PhilJamesson: [I kneel down, pick up some dirt and let it run through my hand] uh huh.... [I lick my finger and stick it in the air] hmm.... [I run my knuckles over some moss on a nearby tree] unless i'm mistaken, it would seem that i'm outside
@SteveSuckington: If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?