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@T_Bonezzz: If you're with me when I die, remember 2 things:

1) Do Not Resuscitate
2) Smash Phone on Ground

If you’re with me when I die, remember 2 things: 

1) Do Not Resuscitate
2) Smash Phone on Ground

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