@Cheeseboy22: If you're wondering what all these scratches on my chest are from, it's because my cat hates to get in the hot tub with me.
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@TheIronSherk: Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*
@iamburtjarvis: what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life.
@adult_keverage: "Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer.
@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.