@CackleClub: If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom
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@robdelaney: .@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?
@TheCatWhisprer: I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside.
@AnotherFunnyGuy: If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.
@Maxine12333: Kids are easy to care for until they learn to roll over. After that you're never sure what they're up to for the rest of their lives.