@maughammom: If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine
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@BestestNerdDad: When dating, I only have 3 dates to get a woman hooked on me because thats how many nice shirts i have.
@tracyofthenorth: People who say "seriously, another one?" after your 3rd slice of pizza are not people you need in your life.