@Sal0630: If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me.
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@sucittaM: Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.
@tvandjam: Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes
@castabignet: My "Game of Thrones" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.