@LostFelicia: If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me.
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@ClichedOut: [HIGH SCHOOL] teacher: you'll use calculus one day [AGE 40] me: *standing on textbook to get twinkies from high shelf* whoa how did she know
@Reverend_Scott: customer service: so the vacuum works just fine but you want to return it cuz it's... too loud? me: [looks over at dog] that is correct